Blade Boner

In this world, most people end up with cool superpowers. But a few, like me, end up with really, really awkward ones.

I had trained with one of the best heroes in the world once—and there, my ability had become unlocked.  In that setting, it was a perverted thing that had forced me out of that career path.  But here, in the Best Of Sex Museum, it was absolutely perfect.

Louisa McManda protects an erotic landmark under the superhero identity Blade Boner.  When the villainous Doctor D comes to steal the World's Biggest Dildo, she gets to show off her powers.

(This 18+ Story Contains: strong adult & sexual themes, most prominently being: a degradation kink, and lots of references to penises & semen.)

A "pilot episode" of sorts for a silly, adult superhero saga.  I wanted to make something with a bit of sexiness and a lot of silliness.  I hope you enjoy it!  If you would like more of this someday, do let me know in the comments.  Thanks for reading! <3

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Credits:

a story by TastyAce

made for the Horny For Abortion Access Bundle Jam

loosely inspired by the title of this game: You're Transgender *And* You Have A Sword? by ThatAceGal

(While I'm in recovery for my health crisis, I mainly only have access to a phone.  As I can't change a game page's aesthetics (colors, fonts, etc) on mobile, the pages will be in itch's default format until I have consistent access to a computer.  Thanks for understanding!)